how can u be prego again
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I have tasted many bathrooms
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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