wanna go halves on a baby?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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