how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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