so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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