he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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