brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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