god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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