Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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