Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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