Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
