What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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