I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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