Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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