Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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