I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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