I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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