I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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