i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Randomize
