Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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