the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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