Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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