I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
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