problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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