we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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