so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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