I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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