All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Everything about him screamed your future.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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