"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
porn star boner night. come get it.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Holy sore nipples Batman
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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