I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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