I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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