? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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