Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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