Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Randomize
