I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Randomize
