i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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