i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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