When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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