That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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