I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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