Whod you bang
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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