Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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