why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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