All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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