fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Randomize
