Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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