Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize