Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
he thought i was a dude.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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