Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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