i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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