is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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