Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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