yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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