Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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