But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I cockslap morals
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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