I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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