We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Randomize
