just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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