Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Soap is not a condiment
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
